Got This On Instagram: The Illuminati Choose ME! (Girly Scream)

Who knew the Illuminati were on Social Media? Id of thought invitations were written in blood on 200yr old paper in a scroll found up my ass but apparently The Devil is a Millennial who uses Social Media to recruit demon slaves lol how progressive of the underworld.

Today’s the BEST day lol I’m having so much fun and it’s only the morning.

I’ve been laughing since 00.12am no joke.