Mutant Pollen?

What is this mutant Pollen making everyone so ill in Yorkshire?

I’ve never know pollen here or anywhere that makes your eyes swollen with puss and pain in your ears, jaw and throat.

Its putting people in hospital.

I’ve lived here almost 5yrs and never known anything like it.

I just wanna vomit. Maybe some of that nerve gas made it to Yorkshire.

Lol (or am I?)

The inside of my mouth feels like it’s been burnt.