Take Me To Church By Hozier (Rituals In Plain Sight)


My lover’s got humour
She’s the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody’s disapproval
I should’ve worshipped her sooner

If the heavens ever did speak
She’s the last true mouthpiece
Every Sunday’s getting more bleak
A fresh poison each week

“We were born sick”
You heard them say it

My church offers no absolutes
She tells me, “Worship in the bedroom”
The only heaven I’ll be sent to
Is when I’m alone with you

I was born sick, but I love it
Command me to be well
A-amen, amen, amen

Take me to church
I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I’ll tell you my sins, and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

Take me to church
I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I’ll tell you my sins, and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

If I’m a pagan of the good times
My lover’s the sunlight
To keep the Goddess on my side
She demands a sacrifice

Drain the whole sea
Get something shiny
Something meaty for the main course
That’s a fine-looking high horse
What you got in the stable?
We’ve a lot of starving faithful

That looks tasty
That looks plenty
This is hungry work

Take me to church
I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I’ll tell you my sins, so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me my deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

Take me to church
I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I’ll tell you my sins, so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me my deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

No masters or kings when the ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin
In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene
Only then I am human
Only then I am clean
Oh, oh, amen, amen, amen

Take me to church
I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I’ll tell you my sins, and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

Take me to church
I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I’ll tell you my sins, and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

The End

You’ll never hear that song the same way again now

I Sit Up At 3.11am Waiting For Something Or Someone

I’m experiencing great feelings of time slips almost on a daily basis now.

Where I am living in flashes of a different life that is as real in the phyiscal as it is in the psychological.

I can describe everything in great detail down to my surroundings and attire, smells and textures, seasons and even roughly the time of day.

And today it was the biggest event I have ever experienced.

I was in the bath and I heard my boys and my ex running about the hour.

They’d been out and I think they had met up with friends and brought them home because the house was busy with chatter.

I got out of the bath and as I stood up something felt off.

There was a heavy feeling. As I was walking to my room I asked my son a question to which I got no reply.

Then I realized the house was dead silent. They hadn’t even come home yet.

The thing is when I try to think about it I recall it not being the same bathroom I was actually in.

I keep being in a bathroom more akin to art deco sort of 1920s-40s in style bathroom.

The other night my youngest and I saw what we thought was the moon during the lunar eclipse but then it vanished Infront of our eyes.

It was an almost perfect pearl in colour and shape. We were looking to see if it was clouds covering the moon until we realized it wasn’t even in the part of the sky.

My students are all freakishly picking up on each others lives.

They’re all dreaming my life, as in I’ll be going through something while they’re asleep and they’ll dream it.

They’ll dream about each other, none of whom have met each other.

There’s a super tuning in of those around me. We’re all releasing negative behaviours, healing family connections by either mending them or letting go of the unhealthy ones.

As I write this I’m getting touched.

I don’t think some of these kids I see are all dead.

Because there are kids here now touching me and looking at me like they’re trying to ascertain if I’m real or not.

I’m nervous but in an excited way.

The weather has brought the nerves hard. Something changed when the winds came and I’m waiting for what this change brings.

I can’t explain it but it’s like…..I’m a magnet, my students are magnets, my husband is a magnet and a huge magnet has started pulling us in to each other and we’re just about to make contact.

By students are starting to see the kids.

Which means they trust them now. Its like………The Gathering.

And I’m sitting waiting for it. I can feel it. The atmosphere has changed. Things feel different for me now.

This change over the last 3 weeks has been monumental for me.

The biggest change in my life has come from the last 3 weeks.

It feels like everyone important to me and my journey are gathering for something big to happen.

A break through and when this breakthrough happens there’s an explosion of light around the globe.

Because we’re going to be a part of a great conscious shift at a time of historical and evolutionary change.

By we I mean the Universal We.

I see with such clarity now. I see it like I am in it. I feel energy of living things so differently now too.

The way animals and the weather respond to me is incredible.

Birds eat out of my hand. Geese, Swans, Ducks, Starlings, Pigeons, Sparrows so far.

Mice walk into my rescue and wait patiently while I am escort them to safety.

There are so many birds around my house they’re starting to hit the window.

Birds are the protectors of the between worlds of life and death.

People I thought I wanted in my life forever I’m now looking forward to leaving behind.

Those I thought I’d leave behind I now treasure. But it’s the same for students. There’s this mass simultaneous weird borderline creepy thing going on where we are all dealing with the same thing.

Husband’s going through mental health issues or crisis of some sort.

Job distress or work place emotion.

Dealing with childhood trauma or memories.

Laying demons to rest.

Releasing ourselves of burdens of others.

Even our period’s are synching up and we all live in different states and countries.

If ones heavy, we’re all heavy.

One will dream a prediction for the other.

One will feel the other and be accurate as to why.

And we’ve all started feeling this change without provocation from anyone else.

I’ll get a message “I keep getting a smell of bananas”.

I’m sitting on my exercise bike with a banana in my hand looking like “😮”

My life doesn’t seem real anymore.

I’m being asked to be expert advisor on things, people from all over the world sending me the most incredible fan mail, I’m writing my books and loving it and my relationship with my kids is incredible. Fuck they’re clever boys. Their vocabulary is second to none.

Many adults can’t keep up with them.

My youngest is fascinated by Spiders. He wants a Tarantula. 😑

My mental health is exceptional. I love the way my mind quickly recognises certain behaviour now and teaches me how to fix it.

Its made my relationships with the people around me do much better now because I feel like I’m meeting them half way now rather than me pushing my views on them or theirs on me.

My husband, my relationship with him just seems unreal.

The Prison counselor actually thanked me for being in his life and the guy who helped us arrange our marriage told him “You have a good thing with her, don’t fuck it up because you’ll be making the biggest mistake of your life if you do”.

Because I motivate him to be a better person and he’s being so kind to inmates and his vocabulary has grown exponentially.

He said to me “I do believe I’m being some what conceited Babe” lol that’s so hot.

He said the sexiest fuckin words to ever come out of a guys mouth to me yesterday.

They were “I want to learn how to play Dungeons and Dragons”.

I JUST said to my eldest the day before “I think we should learn how to play, I think you’d enjoy it”.

College agrees with him and I’m so proud and honoured to be his wife.

I’m so in love with him. He brings me to life. He’s made me a better person for sure.

He’s so afraid of letting me down it pushes him to work hard. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or not but everyone needs a motivation I guess.

But the last couple of weeks have been life changing for me in ways I never thought possible. Just when I thought I’d gotten to the end of a lesson or life change that’s evolved me mentally, physically, spiritually and emotionally, then something better comes along and you go up even further.

I thought I’d learned all I needed to. I was wrong.

I wish I could explain how I feel. I can tell you I feels like I have bubbles in my blood mixed with an odd kid at Christmas feeling and a Mums coming am I gonna get the belt kind of feeling.

The weather is manifesting, conjuring something with me.

Life feels suspended like just before the car crashes into another car or something of a bracing for impact feeling.

I don’t know if what or who I’m waiting for is global or personal but its palpable now.

I’m seeing wisps float past.

Its just continual now. But I’m pretty sure some of the kids who show me things aren’t all dead.

Whatever is going on I guess we shall see.

I just know for me personally it’s time for me to stand up and be counted.

Everything I am comes to this moment. That’s how it feels anyway.

Test Your Telepathic Ability And Win A Prize

If you can correctly answer what you think this dog is thinking you will win a Free Reading by me either by email or Skype. Or a product from my Merchandise at


This is to celebrate my 3yr weight loss anniversary.

Natural Telepathy is what Dr Dolittle had and us my favourite gift.

The ability to communicate with nature is just the best. It puts you at ease with the planet when you know why and when things happen the way they do.

This planet is an incredible Mother and Healer. I know that sounds all New Age bollocksy but it’s true.

Just clear your mind when you look at the photo. Go with the first thing you feel. Never what you see or think only what you feel.

If what you feel matches what you see then say it.

But never sit and guess. Telepathic connection is as instant as a thought in your head. Its a flash of lightening. If you sit and try to guess what it is you over think the answer and you start to bring left brain into the equation which fucks it’s up.

You’ll talk yourself out of the answer.

Let the voice in your gut me your guide.


Don’t do this under the influence of drugs or alcohol and

Only do this when your rested and calm.

This is Telepathy not Spirit communication.

Clear mind, clear body, clear soul.

So good luck and let’s begin.

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Three Years Today I Started Losing Weight. Here is my Transformation So Far

And all I did was give up all forms of sugar.

I went from this

A friend of mine told me to document my body. Here’s some I’ve taken.

Never again will I abuse my body.

I bought a bikini and I plan on wearing it next summer. I have finally who I am and I’m proud of it.

I listened to the voices in my head and that’s what it got me and all I did was listen to my body and give up all forms of sugar.

On the 29th July 2015 I stopped eating sugar and eventually gluten because of my body reacting so badly to it.

But it’s been the easiest thing I’ve ever done.

I’m 46 in November.

I’m proud of who I am now for the first time ever and I promised myself when I got to 3 yrs I’d post a nice body shot.

Next year it’s a bikini I promise.

Hard to believe I started exercising on my bed because I was too fat to exercise. Lol

I still have my tummy to sort out and the top of my arms but the surgeon’s told me I’d never fix my torn stomach muscles after my pregnancy resulted in three hernias.

I had huge babies and never lost the weight after pregnancy because I was so ill from dealing with mesh rejection issues and then the start of Fibromyalgia.

I was 26.4st or 371lbs a size 28/30

Now I’m a 12 in most things.

And apart from practically never needing to wear my glasses anymore, a high sex drive, fit body, good health and amazing skin I also got a life.

A family who love me, friends who support me, a job I LOVE and a gift that seems out of this world to me in every way.

My life is playing out like a movie. People tell me constantly I need to write a book or make a movie about my life because it seems unreal and romantic and scary and sad and funny in all the good ways.

Stopping sugar started my life.

My only regret is that I didn’t figure this out sooner.

I’m going to have a baby now. I’m ready.

I can’t wait to see how I look in my bikini.

I still have meat, in fact I started eating meat again because I’m allergic to egg and gluten I had to eat meat again and feel better for it.

Organic free range beef and chicken.

Full fat dairy which going full fat surprised me with the incredible health benefits that came with it.

My memory has improved exponentially.

My joints don’t hurt anymore. My arthritis that has plagued me since childhood is virtually non existent now.

Taking the photos has helped me so much.

It not only helped me see my development but it gave me confidence to keep going.

I just have my tummy at the bottom to sort out now and it’s just skin.

I’m so happy.

I bought myself a little sun dress the other day for £8 in a size 12.

I haven’t been a size 12 since I was about 9/10yrs old.

Never again.

So happy anniversary to me

Here’s to another 100.

All because of the voices in my head.

3yrs today I put sugar down. I have have lost 16st. The best thing I ever did was value my life over food. Now I have a life worth putting the food down for. Never again will food be my only friend.

This Proves My Theory About Genetic Memory Correct

We started as Single celled beasties. We were part of the big bang which is still in effect. We started as single cells. We are all one and genetic memory is being able to tap into the memory of each living cells consciousness that’s ever lived contained within the cells that make it it’s time line genetically.

Using my techniques I developed I’m now teaching people how to tap into the consciousness of the memories of living beasties contained within the history of genetic memory.

So…..if it lived or lives, they can talk to it, know it’s evolution through time and communicate with it.

Genetic memory is the conscious memories of everything that has ever lived contained within its genetic make up.

So we know we used to be Apes, Pigs, Chickens, Bananas and Daffodils for example because we share DNA with these things.

The DNA of your ancestry is in the genetic make up of who you are from the dawn of creation as a planet and as a species up until what you are right now.

My claim is if you tune yourself in using my techniques your able to communicate with or pick up on the consciousness contained within the DNA of something’s ancestral line and know their story because they show you their time line and they can communicate back.

I believe my ability to talk to the dead has nothing to do with Spirits and Ghosts wandering the earth or sitting on clouds or calling us through Mediums and everything to do with being able to tap into the consciousness of time.

Genetic memory is the very fabric of the organic time line of this Universe and I can talk to it and see it.

And the fact this photo is chalk showing skeletons of single celled life forms under a powerful microscope proves my theory correct.

So not so fuckin nuts now aye? Lol